Boys, it's time to get up! The Daniel and Douglas 500 has begun!!
Both kids hop out of bed with the anticipation of a great day ahead. They go potty all by themselves, including washing and drying their hands completely. They both handle getting dressed with no issues or whining, including those pesky socks. They head back into the bathroom to brush their teeth themselves. Now I'm starting to get curious.
They head downstairs and get bagels for breakfast. I help them spread the cream cheese and pour the milk. They eat and chat with no problems or spills. After they're finished they bring their plates and cups into the kitchen and put them in the dishwasher. Now I'm starting to get intrigued.
They then put on their sneakers and I help them tie their shoes (they are still 4 after all). They put on their coats (including zippers), gloves and hats and get into the car. They buckle themselves in with no problems. Now I'm starting to get worried.
I make it to school right on time. They unbuckle themselves, grab their lunches from the front seat and head into school. They hang up their jackets on the proper hooks and put their lunches away. They give a cursory wave and say goodbye daddy as they dive into some legos.
I come home from work and the boys are already quietly eating dinner. After dinner it's upstairs and into the bath. There's no whining, no fighting, they willingly go into the bath and play. No problems washing and getting them into pajamas and all ready for bed. We read a few books and then they climb into bed, cover themselves and are out as soon as their heads hit the pillows. We shut the door and quietly say good night, but they are already asleep.
We look at each other in amazement and wonder if this was in fact the perfect d..
EH! EH! EH! EH! EH! EH! EH! EH! SMACK!!!
Oh, it's 6am already? I shut off my alarm realizing that the perfect day was all a dream.
Ladies and Gentle-cars! It's time for today's Daniel and Douglas 500!!!
Boys, Start Your Engines!!!
Douglas : "Va-Roooooooooooom"!!!
Daniel : "Ugh".. Proceeds to roll over..
Yeah, that's more like it.